$500,000 Reward for Nazi Hiding in South America

If you're traveling in Patagonia and want to buy a little extra vacation time you might consider capturing the 94-year-old Nazi, Dr. Aribert "Death" Heim:








+ wrinkles = $$$









The Times Online reports that the Nazi hunting group from some Wiesenthal Centre "plans to place advertisements in local newspapers to publicise a reward of 315,000 euros (£250,000) for Heim's capture."

Of course you can't arrest him really. Nobody can. Just, like, "capture" him. Nevermind, it's half a million bucks!

Oh, and:

Karl Lotter, a non-Jewish political prisoner who worked at the hospital at Mauthausen, testified that a fit 18-year-old Jewish man was sent to Heim for treatment of a foot inflammation. Instead of treating the prisoner's foot, Heim anaesthetised him, cut him open, castrated him, removed one kidney and dismembered the other. The victim's head was cut off and the flesh boiled off so that Heim could keep it on display.

Etc.

Definitely bumps down a notch the Eduardo Perez, a rogue backpacker whose worse crime is drugging gullible travelers and maxing out their credit cards, and for whom there's no damn reward anyway.

Nazi hot, Eduardo not: