Chile's Pinochet Dies, Wins - Faked it Till the End

At 2:15 pm this afternoon, a week since his latest heart attack, Chile's beloved dictator Augusto Pinochet died in a military hospital in Santiago, Chile.

This was after a week of reports that the rat was actually recovering. Many suspected that he'd faked it to avoid appearing before the court for human rights allegations on Monday. They say he's got a long history of faking it.

I want to see the corpse. Let them bring it out, let's kick it a few times, make sure that lifeless husk is gone from us forever.

Was it Shakespeare who said something like, "the good men do lies within their bones, but their evil long outlives them" ?

So once we see the corpse, and only then, the question: state funeral, or no?

I'm hoping that Chile does the right thing, takes the honest route. Yes, I want a state funeral for Augusto Pinochet.

Why? To show the world how fucked up and idolatrous this failed nation has been in NOT persecuting, NOT torturing and NOT publicly hanging this mobster criminal.

Well, at least we've got a bunch of generals left to hang. Or not.

STATE FUNERAL NOW!!!